Discussing wedding vows via Skype:
Her: Have you thought at all about what you'd like to say.
Me: Well, I definitely want to talk like a robot.
Me: And then I thought I'd read a bit from the Quran.
Her: Okay, well why don't you just read from the Quran like a robot.
Me: (Scandalized) That's disrespectful! There were no robots at the time of the Prophet.
Her: Really, how do you know?
Me: Whoa, you're right. I don't know. I think you've just opened a whole new field of Islamo-Robotic theology.
Me: Yeah, Islamabots. I would so watch that if it was a cartoon show. (Singing) Islamabots! Saving the universe!