Back at the Barbershop.

"Yeah I have two pitbulls. But they're good dogs. If you came over to my house you could pet them. Now, if you were acting threatening or trying to mess with my kids, then they'd get in your face."

Random lady who wandered into the shop, "So then I could sue you if they bit me, right?"

"Sure you could sue me...if you made it out of my house."

More Barbershop Wisdom.

"I tell you what; I lost a lot of money in the past few weeks. A lot of money. And this bailout thing for these big investment places? Please, I could have told you that would happen. The rich always find a way to stay rich. But the poor, well the poor have to stay on top of their game. Otherwise they’re going hungry.

But I lost a lot of money.

Hey, do you think I should get my hands insured? Some guy came in here and said I should get my hands insured because they’re my livelihood. I can’t cut hair with stumps!"

Barbershop Wisdom.

While in the barbershop in the basement at work, coverage of the Republican National Convention played on CNN. Mr. B and Cornell had only a few thoughts about the whole thing:

"That guy is so old."

"Yeah, all them Republicans are old guys."