"Yeah I have two pitbulls. But they're good dogs. If you came over to my house you could pet them. Now, if you were acting threatening or trying to mess with my kids, then they'd get in your face."
Random lady who wandered into the shop, "So then I could sue you if they bit me, right?"
"Sure you could sue me...if you made it out of my house."
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