How you can tell.

This morning at breakfast I was indignant when I couldn't find any freshly sliced grapefruit. I've been eating fresh grapefruit slices every morning for the past three weeks! Why aren't they set out? "So sorry sir, the convoy has been delayed."

And then at lunch they only had two flavors of ice cream to pick from; strawberry and chocolate. Where was the jamocoa almond fudge? Where was the cookies and creme? Out of protest I didn't eat any ice cream and instead had a large slice of cheesecake.

Clearly it's time for me to go home.