I got a new job and consequently will no longer be able to get my haircut at the barbershop in the basement of my office anymore. I made sure to stop by for a trim and some words of wisdom before I left.
"Cyrus was down in here the other day and started talking to some guy. Then do you know what he did? The next day he called that guy up and started talking to him! Just like that, he called him up just to talk. Like he was his wife or something. A man doesn't just call another man to talk, that's not how things are done."