It's sort of a trick question anyway.

What's better than drinking in a bar? How about a bar that is a short walk from my house and really dark and really quiet and serves cheap drinks AND has Candy Land AND doesn't seem to mind that 10 year old kids are brandishing plastic shotguns at a variety of elk and deer. That just might make it the best bar ever.



(Sorry about the picture quality. Like I said, it's dark in there.)