Wit.

A young white hipster couple at the checkout stand at Safeway today;

“Do you think that food is more expensive now than before?”
“Yeah, it's because of oil right? And global warming?”
“I don't know, I can't remember if they talk about it in that Al Gore movie. Anyway, that's why I like to shop at Trader Joe's. It's so much better.”
“Yeah. Hey, do you think Beyonce is too good for Jay-Z? Look at her in this picture.”
(Singing)”I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man.”
“Seriously though. She's like, hot and famous.”
(Singing again. Louder.)”I'm not a businessman. I am business, man.”
“You're not a businessman either. You're an idiot.”