The headline in Thursday's paper, Lebanese Magician not to be Beheaded.
Of course, while the threat of magicians or sorcerers being beheaded is real (just like it was a real threat for witches to be burned in the U.S. at one point), seeing a headline like that in the news really never stops amusing me. Besides, it's good news right? He's not going to be beheaded. Hooray, right?