Look, we all knew it was coming and frankly I'm surprised it took this long. Put a bunch of people who think highly of themselves into one building and tell them to write a bunch of reports and it's really only a matter of time. This week two of my bosses had a strenuous disagreement about the usage of the Oxford Comma.
I don't want to keep anyone on the edge of their seat, so I will say that the matter was resolved. It was decided that the Oxford Comma is often seen as extraneous, anachronistic and kinda dumb.
It was also decided that my unending use of the passive voice was a matter for discussion, but I'd rather not get into right now.