Bedazzled.

Today I bumped into a young guy wearing a heavy gold chain necklace with a name in huge letters on it. What was the name you ask? It wasn't THUGLIFE or GANGSTA or even MAURICE. No, in huge raised letters his necklace said MARKTWAIN.

I really liked this and it got me to thinking, what kind of bad-ass name would I want on my huge gold chain? THOMASPYNCHON? Or perhaps STEVECOLL?

No, my gangster author name would have everyone trembling in fear. My necklace would say, DR.SUESS.