Safe.

Due to the dire economic situation in Europe, banks have been making cuts in all departments. Here we see the new security guard at Banco Totta in Lisbon.

Don't touch the money.

Up.

For when one wants to go up a hill, but doesn't want to bother with walking up stairs. (And also, one needs to travel straight up in Gothic style.)

A bit more detail on one of the elevators in downtown Lisbon.

Sport.

You just point the thing at the flying clay thing and then pull the thing and that's it! Well, at least it seemed so much easier when Diego was explaining it.

And if none of that works, hey, we can all have drinks and meats while sitting in the midday sun.

Address.

Naturally, I had to go to the skateboard park to be addressed as Oye Tio, instead of the usual, Disculpe Sr.